the skating dumbass
From a letter to the editor in the August 95 issue of Thrasher, a monthly skateboarding magazine:
To the editor:
All right, call me a dumbfuck, but I just found out the other day that Washington, D.C., isn't in the state of Washington. The sad thing is that I am eighteen and never knew this. I passed both government and geography - how I made it through without knowing this, I don't know. I've read stories in Thrasher on D.C. skaters and skate spots too. I found out where it was by looking for it on this U.S. map. I just want to say fuck everyone for never telling me, and I think you should print this because I don't want this to happen to anyone else.